/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */

/*
The quotation collections found in this JavaScript on are
copyrighted. You may copy individual quotes, however copying entire sets without permission is a violation of copyright law
*/

var num_of_quotes = 23;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());

if (quotes==0) {
body="The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it";
title="George Bernard Shaw";
}

if (quotes==1) {
body="Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it";
title="Unknown";
}

if (quotes==2) {
body="To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise";
title="Friedrich Nietzsche";
}

if (quotes==3) {
body="We learn from history that we do not learn from history";
title="Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel";
}

if (quotes==4) {
body="Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools";
title="Gene Brown";
}

if (quotes==5) {
body="A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one";
title="Mary Kay Ash";
}

if (quotes==6) {
body="We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it";
title="George Bernard Shaw";
}

if (quotes==7) {
body="While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position";
title="Unknown";
}

if (quotes==8) {
body="The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action";
title="Unknown";
}

if (quotes==9) {
body="Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun";
title="Matt Groening";
}

if (quotes==10) {
body="All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts";
title="William Shakespeare";
}

if (quotes==11) {
body="There are two kinds of men who never amount to very much: Those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else";
title="Cyrus H. K. Curtis";
}

if (quotes==12) {
body="Some people speak from experience; others, from experience, don't speak";
title="Unknown";
}

if (quotes==13) {
body="There are no foolish questions and no man becomes a fool until he has stopped asking questions";
title="Charles P. Steinmetz";
}

if (quotes==14) {
body="To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection";
title="Henri Poincare";
}

if (quotes==15) {
body="If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart";
title="Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn";
}

if (quotes==16) {
body="Believe not because some old manuscripts are produced, believe not because it is your national belief, believe not because you have been made to believe from your childhood, but reason truth out, and after you have analyzed it, then if you find it will do good to one and all, believe it, live up to it and help others live up to it";
title="Buddha";
}

if (quotes==17) {
body="Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations";
title="Edward de Bono";
}

if (quotes==18) {
body="He who gets wisdom loves his own soul; he who cherishes understanding prospers";
title="Proverbs 19:8";
}


if (quotes==19) {
body="If you're happy and you know it you're unusual";
title="Anonymous";
}
  
if (quotes==20) {
body="If you can't solve a problem thatn you're playing by the rules";
title="Paul Arden";
}
  
if (quotes==21) {
body="There's nothing you can sing that can't be sung... There's nothing you can know that isn't known";
title="The Beatles (Lennon/McCartney)";
}

if (quotes==22) {
body="Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon";
title="Susan Ertz";
}


document.write('<div align=left class=copyRite><b>Remember!</b>&nbsp;<EM>&quot;');
document.write(''+ body +'&quot;</EM>');
document.write(' - so says ' + title + '');
document.write('</div>');