function rotateEvery(sec) { var Problems=new Array() // PROBLEMS Problems[0] = "\"Nobody loves me. How can I get more people to come to my website? I only want to help others solve their problems, after all.\""; Problems[1] = "\"I seem to be emotionally 'stuck'. Please help.\""; Problems[2] = "\"Why is it taking me so long to find a man?\""; Problems[3] = "\"Lack of focus.\""; Problems[4] = "\"Getting more subscribers who actually use what I suggest and make something happen. ;)\""; Problems[5] = "\"They say that we're all unique, but I feel like everybody else. Help!\""; Problems[6] = "\"I want to get divorced, how long will it take?\""; Problems[7] = "\"How can I move to the next level of success?\""; Problems[8] = "\"Which woman, Lori, Tish or Trish should I choose?\""; Problems[9] = "\"paying my rent today\""; Problems[10] = "\"This guy has dumped me, but I still think he likes me. I really like him. What can I do?\""; Problems[11] = "\"How do I develop the concentration, motivation and discipline to carry a project through to completion?\""; Problems[12] = "\"cause or effect? my hun ger for my photography is making me doubt a relationship again. What am I striving for and is this not what it seems?\""; Problems[13] = "\"How do I stop myself using the computer on the weekends?\""; Problems[14] = "\"I need to move a sofa and I cant get a man with a van and all the places are shut - fupp!\""; Problems[15] = "\"I'm clinicly obese, what should I do?\""; Problems[16] = "\"I dont know whether I should take the money security and opportunity or make my own way and make a packet once I've learned how to run a proper business!\""; Problems[17] = "\"this site is to complecated with the weird answers that dont make any sense. WHY?\""; Problems[18] = "\"Now I have decided to grow up, get a mortgage and have a baby, I dont have anyone to have a baby or settle down with. Do I pick a nice boy with no personality that pays the bills before it's too late? Or do I hold out for a super dude that may not exist eh? JJ\""; Problems[19] = "\"Right - so now you're telling me to hold out for someone and persist instead of settling for less right? Isnt that directly opposite to you just telling me caring about someone and having someone to care about me being what mattered in life? When do I get my million pounds and where's my t shirt?\""; Problems[20] = "\"People sometimes forget that I am human so why shouldn't I feel sorry for myself if no one else will lol :-)\""; Problems[21] = "\"There isn't a 'solve another problem' option so I have to go back twice - what can I do?\""; Problems[22] = "\"When I did the second one about there not being a 'solve another problem' button - it gave me the same answer - is this because I went back twice?\""; Problems[23] = "\"Why do I not have enough friends?\""; Problems[24] = "\"I want to graduate from subsistance living! I want more for me and my family! How do I graduate to the next level?\""; Problems[25] = "\"My problem is that I can't think of a problem!\""; Problems[26] = "\"What makes a guy chase after a girl for six months, swear undying love and devotion, promise to solve all her problems, put up with all her hang ups and deal with all her insecurities, then dump her in the worst way after 3 months in a relationship?\""; Problems[27] = "\"I don't know whether to stay with my partner or leave him.\""; Problems[28] = "\"what to do?\""; Problems[29] = "\"I am obsessively jeaulous, how can I stop?\""; Problems[30] = "\"Which woman, Lori, Tish or Trish should I choose?\""; Problems[31] = "\"This guy has dumped me, but I still think he likes me. I really like him. What can I do?\""; Problems[32] = "\"How do I develop the concentration, motivation and discipline to carry a project through to completion?\""; Problems[33] = "\"cause or effect? my hun ger for my photography is making me doubt a relationship again. What am I striving for and is this not what it seems?\""; Problems[34] = "\"have full time job that doesn't pay what I need to live properously. Started a new job that pays great but its straight commission and takes time to build your pipeline to see regular income. working both is wearing me out when is a good time to let go of one to focus on the other but still have stable income? thanks in advance.\""; Problems[35] = "\"I am content with my life and I have balance and peice of mind. Yet I earn very little money and have lost all my future savings and very little time to build up funds without risking my health. Should I be more concerned?\""; Problems[36] = "\"There are 3 woman. A blonde. Abrunette. and a red head. Which do i choose and why is that a good decision? P.S.which one will get me some.\""; Problems[37] = "\"why cant i hold a job for longer then three months?\""; Problems[38] = "\"HI! For about eight years I've been working on self-improvement. (Attending seminars, reading books, listening to CDs, tapes, etc.) And, I would add, I've been taking action where appropriate. The results have been great. I've made enormous progress - except in one area. My finances are a mess. My debts (loans, credit cards and such) keep on rising. I can't seem to crack this ONE problem, and I don't know why. Can anyone help? Thanks, in advance!\""; Problems[39] = "\"My husband has been just been cheated out of his multi-million rand (ZAR) contractor business by his two partners. I'm so mad at them, and at myself for trusting them and not reading his shareholder's agreement and trust deeds earlier on or at least see an attorney about it. We have NO choice but to negotiate AND accept their terms, and this while Peet WAS the business. Clients would only work with him, he was the technical guy, the one who made things happen on site and happen PROFITABLY, and now they have terminated him. We know it is no use to negotiate a deal where they pay him back in instalments as they wil not see Dec 2007, instead we know we HAVE to take whatever they offer now. We can take them to court, but it will become a long process (trust me they have covered themselves well!) and in the end there will be no money left to pay Peet out! I can NOT BELIEVE we trusted these people with EVERYTHING. Shows you, even if you are 110% certain that you can trust someone, DON'T! ALWAYS be sceptical, and have everything double-checked!! Today is one of those days that I think that life is NOT fair, and all of us SHOULD be allowed to trust certain people, some of the time, but you can't trust people as far as money is concerned, at all! D... them!\""; Problems[40] = "\"How can I solve more problems, please?\""; var Probauthor=new Array() // PROBLEM AUTHORS Probauthor[0] = "- Ego Fatigo (01-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[1] = "- J (05-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[2] = "- A (08-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[3] = "- R.P. (08-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[4] = "- P (09-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[5] = "- Joe Bloggs (01-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[6] = "- L (03-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[7] = "- C.S. (28-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[8] = "- Steve (29-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[9] = "- S.R. (01-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[10] = "- Suzanna (01-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[11] = "- Julie (03-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[12] = "- K.Y. (08-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[13] = "- S Nash (09-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[14] = "- Jackie (06-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[15] = "- L Mofo (23-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[16] = "- J MEMEME (27-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[17] = "- Angryguy (31-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[18] = "- Pack a Pie Hole (31-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[19] = "- Pack a Pie Hole (31-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[20] = "- The Hole (06-Nov-06)"; Probauthor[21] = "- The Hole (07-Nov-06)"; Probauthor[22] = "- The Hole (07-Nov-06)"; Probauthor[23] = "- Me (09-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[24] = "- C Stratton (11-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[25] = "- G Davey (12-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[26] = "- Blade Dumped (15-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[27] = "- Carla (15-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[28] = "- M Jiko (19-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[29] = "- Mica (19-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[30] = "- Steve (29-Sep-06)"; Probauthor[31] = "- Suzanna (01-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[32] = "- Julie (03-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[33] = "- K Yeomans (08-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[34] = "- Michele (14-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[35] = "- S White (20-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[36] = "- Super Man (31-Oct-06)"; Probauthor[37] = "- Karen (16-Nov-06)"; Probauthor[38] = "- F McGarry (02-Dec-06)"; Probauthor[39] = "- L Fourie (08-Dec-06)"; Probauthor[40] = "- Ego Fatigo (12-Dec-06)"; var Answers=new Array() // ANSWERS Answers[0] = "\"To do two things at once is to do neither.\""; Answers[1] = "\"Peace of mind comes from not wanting to change others, but by simply accepting them as they are. True acceptance is always without demands and expectations.\""; Answers[2] = "\"Why is it taking me so long to find a man?\""; Answers[3] = "\"We are built to conquer environment, solve problems, achieve goals, and we find no real satisfaction or happiness in life without obstacles to conquer and goals to achieve.\""; Answers[4] = "\"It takes more than wise words to solve problems and to effect change; it takes wise actions too. (Note: this is the default answer given to those problem solvers who don't have JavaScript enabled)\""; Answers[5] = "\"They say that we're all unique, but I feel like everybody else. Help!\""; Answers[6] = "\"I want to get divorced, how long will it take?\""; Answers[7] = "\"How can I move to the next level of success?\""; Answers[8] = "\"Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid.\""; Answers[9] = "\"paying my rent today\""; Answers[10] = "\"Do what you have always done and you'll get what you have always got.\""; Answers[11] = "\"If you have to swallow a frog, try not to think about it. If you have to swallow two frogs, don't swallow the smaller one first.\""; Answers[12] = "\"If you know you want it, have it.\""; Answers[13] = "\"Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do.\""; Answers[14] = "\"Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.\""; Answers[15] = "\"Expect your every need to be met, expect the answer to every problem, expect abundance on every level, expect to grow spiritually.\""; Answers[16] = "\"Man cannot discover new oceans until he has courage to lose sight of the shore.\""; Answers[17] = "\"The person without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder.\""; Answers[18] = "\"One person caring about another represents life's greatest value.\""; Answers[19] = "\"Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.\""; Answers[20] = "\"Criticism is something we can avoid easily -- by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.\""; Answers[21] = "\"Criticism is something we can avoid easily -- by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.\""; Answers[22] = "\"He who knows others is learned. He who knows himself is wise.\""; Answers[23] = "\"The starting point of all achievemnet is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. Weak desires bring weak results, just as a small amount of fire makes a small amount of heat.\""; Answers[24] = "\"One never dives into the water to save a drowning man more eagerly than when there are others present who dare not take the risk.\""; Answers[25] = "\"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.\""; Answers[26] = "\"When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing.\""; Answers[27] = "\"Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.\""; Answers[28] = "\"Success is journey not a destination -- half the fun is getting there.\""; Answers[29] = "\"Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.\""; Answers[30] = "\"Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid\""; Answers[31] = "\"Do what you have always done and you'll get what you have always got.\""; Answers[32] = "\"If you have to swallow a frog, try not to think about it. If you have to swallow two frogs, don't swallow the smaller one first.\""; Answers[33] = "\"If you know you want it, have it\""; Answers[34] = "\"Desperation is sometimes as powerful an inspirer as genius.\""; Answers[35] = "\"Money often costs too much.\""; Answers[36] = "\"To see your drama clearly is to be liberated from it.\""; Answers[37] = "\"Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.\""; Answers[38] = "\"Men are disturbed not by things that happen, but by their opinion of the things that happen.\""; Answers[39] = "\"The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself.\""; Answers[40] = "\"It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how little most men will do when they don't have to.\""; var Ansauthor=new Array() // AUTHORS Ansauthor[0] = "- Publilius Syrus"; Ansauthor[1] = "- Gerald G. Jampolsky"; Ansauthor[2] = "- A (08-Sep-06)"; Ansauthor[3] = "- Maxwell Maltz"; Ansauthor[4] = "- Ego Fatigo"; Ansauthor[5] = "- Gita Bellin"; Ansauthor[6] = "- L (03-Sep-06)"; Ansauthor[7] = "- CS (28-Sep-06)"; Ansauthor[8] = "- Goethe"; Ansauthor[9] = "- S.R. (01-Oct-06)"; Ansauthor[10] = "- Sue Knight"; Ansauthor[11] = "- Unknown"; Ansauthor[12] = "- Gita Bellin"; Ansauthor[14] = "- Jonathan Kozol"; Ansauthor[13] = "- James Harvey Robinson"; Ansauthor[15] = "- Eileen Caddy"; Ansauthor[16] = "- Unknown"; Ansauthor[17] = "- Thomas Carlyle"; Ansauthor[18] = "- Jim Rohn"; Ansauthor[19] = "- William Feather"; Ansauthor[20] = "- Aristotle"; Ansauthor[21] = "- Aristotle"; Ansauthor[22] = "- Lao-Tzu"; Ansauthor[23] = "- Napoleon Hill"; Ansauthor[24] = "- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche"; Ansauthor[25] = "- Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy"; Ansauthor[26] = "- Unknown"; Ansauthor[27] = "- Lewis Thomas"; Ansauthor[28] = "- Gita Bellin"; Ansauthor[29] = "- Thomas a Kempis"; Ansauthor[30] = "- Goethe"; Ansauthor[31] = "- Sue Knight"; Ansauthor[32] = "- Unknown"; Ansauthor[33] = "- Gita Bellin"; Ansauthor[34] = "- Benjamin Disraeli"; Ansauthor[35] = "- Ralph Waldo Emerson"; Ansauthor[36] = "- Ken Keyes, Jr"; Ansauthor[37] = "- Ghandi"; Ansauthor[38] = "- Epictetus"; Ansauthor[39] = "- Lao-Tse"; Ansauthor[40] = "- Walter Linn"; var which = Math.round(Math.random()*(Problems.length - 1)); document.getElementById('probrotator1').innerHTML = Problems[which]; document.getElementById('probrotator2').innerHTML = Probauthor[which]; document.getElementById('ansrotator1').innerHTML = Answers[which]; document.getElementById('ansrotator2').innerHTML = Ansauthor[which]; setTimeout('rotateEvery('+sec+')', sec*1000); }